Funny stuff - backwards formula

Funny movie formula: “If you watch X backwards, it’s about Y":

If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's about capturing wild dinosaurs and putting them in a giant dinosaur zoo.

If you watch Benjamin Button backwards, some kid grows old and dies.

If you watch the Sound of Music backwards its about a woman who gets so tired of listening to children sing that she runs away to become a nun.

If you watch Pretty Woman backwards its about Richard Gere transforming Julia Roberts into a hooker.

If you watch Harry Potter backwards it’s about a young wizard who gets sent into witness protection after a violent altercation.

If you watch Memento backwards, it's... Um. I forget.

If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.

If you watch WALL-E backwards you'll see a robot landing on earth and making a big mess.

If you listen to Rambo's dialogue backwards, it sounds exactly the same.

And if you watch American history backwards, people learn from their mistakes, and eventually respect the planet and get along with each other, living in peace.

If you watch Neverending Story backwards it's still only an hour and a half long...

My fave:
If you watch House backwards, it's still never lupus.

The magic formula can be used for everything else:

If you play country music backwards, the singer gets his truck, wife, and dog back and gives up drinking

If you read the Bible backwards, it has a happy ending. 

( I don't know who started this on the Internet, it arrived by mail and at a quick search it has millions of entries everywere..)  

New ideas in English or Romanian are welcomed.